DONG: A TRUE STORY - Stage1(parental Advisory)

Once upon a time, there was a girl called yum dong. Yum dong lived in a street called "yum guy". She lives with her little pet called Yum Dolly. Dolly is a penguin. it can bark like a dog. And one day DOLLY said " mame... why are u called yum dong ????". Yum Dong said, “I was prostitue, isn't you too?” Dolly said, "nonononononono...". Yum dong said: “WOOO HOOOO.... but i always no business.... “Dolly couldnt hear it clearly but heard that "I always no piss in it". So it pissed into dong's mouth. DOLLY: " WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA... drink it !!! ho ng ho yum ar ????" At this moment, someone claped the door. It's tom hanks. he shouted "ANYBODY!!!!!!!!???????????" Dong super angry:" DIU LEE %#%$# *&(&*(& !!!! POK GUY &^%**%* !!!!” Behind Tom Hanks,there was another Tom. It's Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise:"hello yum dong... i'm tom cruise... do u remember me ?" Yum Dong started to think about it. Dong"oh yeah i just thought up of it! u're Dolly 's father!" TOM HANKS suddenly stood up " WHAT !!!...Dolly is my brother"................... " YOU ARE MY FATHER ~~~~~~~~~~?!!!!!!!!"

"Such an idiot!" Dolly said. It continued, "i dun hv such a father! u dumped my mother! and she just died in sorrow, i'm gonna kill ya!!!!!" Yum dong" wooo hooo.... let's eat first la..... very hungry". "I cooked Spongebob as our dinner, let's see" Yum Dong said. "it's still alive like an octopus! let's eat it in korean style. but watch out, dun get choked." Then DOLLY looked more clearly and said " wei... mame.... it's really octopus card”. Yum Dong said that was a student octopus card and a student photo was attached on it. It was terence. he could speak in the card. he was saying"HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH..."Yum dong, Dolly, tom hanks and tom cruise started to sing a long and dance merrily. Suddenly, music stopped. When they were all dancing, Dolly suddenly shouted "oh... i wanna pee..." Tom hanks reply" if u wanna pee... go find Bruce Lee. Dolly screamed,” Dolly scream,” Dang Lee Tom Hanks, piss on you!”. But then Dolly really went find bruce lee. so it killed itself. But suddenly the door opens and BRUCE LEE come in " wass up everyone !! i'm not dead !! haha” "Mona Lisa afraids exam, treats her bad, she will be crazy" Yum Dong sang. But it's already too late, Dolly has taken its life. what a shame. Then yum dong said" wooo hooo.... let's eat first la.... very super hungry!!!" Dolly is really a delicious stuff for everyone. And they all admired"Woooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~" but when they finished eating it, they all got a diorhea. They all lan c... all and all and all and all and all and all the way to xmas. When they were still thinking who can save them, someone came out. It's Cheung Tat Ming. he promotes the medicine chuk ji ling, ji all chuk chuk ling. DOLLY wakes up.... kick cheung tat ming in the air.

to be continued...

Composed by B.Lam, German, Terence.